What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Women's Rights...

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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