- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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