A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

My nipple is bleeding

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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