does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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