Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

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