- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

The joke below me is retarded

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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