How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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youre gay

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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