theres a fat guy

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your mom.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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