Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

This site is hilarious oh wait...

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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