What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Poop.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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