- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

I love you very much.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A hayride would be fun.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Ben is gay

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A horse walked into a barn...

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