Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Poop.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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thumbs up!

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Libraries.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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