Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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