Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Diana and victoria

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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