Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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women's rights

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Women's Rights...

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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I Love Hitler.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Female Athletics

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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