what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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