how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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