- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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