Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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French people.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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George W. Bush

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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