A man walks into a bar.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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my names jim haha

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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