Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

mitt romney

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Women's rights.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

NEVER

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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