What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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youre gay

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Carlton

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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cc

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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