- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I like your hair

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

George W. Bush

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Dallas Cowboys

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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