Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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