How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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You.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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women's rights

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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