A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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An antijoke

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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