One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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youre gay

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Jess Burns

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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womens rights

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BIG PENIS

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Your mom.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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to see a bad joke look above

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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