- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Goat balls.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A man walks into a bar.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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