- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

youre gay

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

So a seal walks into a club...

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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