Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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9/11.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Anti Joke

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