To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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dildo

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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