Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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