A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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