Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Jess Burns

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Potato salad

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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240

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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