- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Kenny G

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's 1+1? 4.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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