There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Black people are innocent.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Your mom.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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