Where to, sir? Forward.

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pubic lice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's 6+2? 16

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I love you.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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youre gay

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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