Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

pubic lice.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Hi my name is Bob

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

The

A man sat down Then he stood up

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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