Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

nathan palmer has a big head !

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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