Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Rick Perry.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Kim Kardashian.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Lacrosse

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Rick Perry.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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