Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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No.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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