One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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...Jack Vale

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The government makes a good decision

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1+1= 69

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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