How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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apple pie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Winking at old people

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