- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

69

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

im jewish

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Knock Knock Come in!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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