- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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