- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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