Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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the cow goes moo

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Ruller

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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