An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Jews for Jesus

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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George W. Bush

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Dallas Cowboys

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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ekoj

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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