A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I got shot, you laughed

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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