so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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