A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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penis

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Women's rights

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Womens Sports

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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hi bye

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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