What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Global Warming.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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