- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

why did the chicken cross the road

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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