- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

why did the chicken cross the road

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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