how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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