- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

So a seal walks into a club...

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Women's Rights

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

women's rights

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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