What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Women's rights.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Chuck Norris died.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

The Aristocrats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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