- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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