What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What what In the butt

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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