Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Women's rights

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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