If life hands you lemons Take them

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Laura Pratz..

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Religion

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

My mom.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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