- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Guess what? SHADAP

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

I like jokes.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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