- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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