Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What break when you talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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