- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A homeless person dies.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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