France never surrender.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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poop.........

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Slavery lol

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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hi im paul!

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Anti Joke

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