Jews for Jesus

A scottish man having fun

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

black people. that is all...

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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