- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Real jokes.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Herman Cain

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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