what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

You're so straight!

SPAMS!!!

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

GONNA

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why....... Because.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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