How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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this website...

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Pickle!

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Small breasts.

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Brett Farve

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What's 9 +10 19

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Pianca going ham

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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jokes r dumb

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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