What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Anti jokes are funny

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

anus soup

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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