Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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knock knock Come in.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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SPAMS!!!

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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