suck my dick.

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throbbing slobber

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My sister has to take a dump

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Haha pizza

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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That's what he said.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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