Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Please don't rape me.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Write your own

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Nicholas Cage

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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