Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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anus soup

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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cheese

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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the WNBA

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