That's what he said.

Two women were sitting in silence.

GONNA

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A women walks out of a kitchen.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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