You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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