- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Your life That's the joke

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Obamacare!

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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