A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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