What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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gay marriage.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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A fat man buys a salad

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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