How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

a banana

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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