- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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