Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What comes after "Q" R

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

SAY

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Punchline.

two fish are in a tank.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A ginger rapping.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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