- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Women's Golf

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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