Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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