Covietz has a large penis

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gay marriage.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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A fat man buys a salad

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Knock Knock Good one...

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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