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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Indeed.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

beiber i straight

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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