What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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...Jack Vale

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I am black.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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josh simpson has cancer

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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