Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Dead babies.

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minorities

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Black people

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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kennah campion... being nice

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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