- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Ben is gay

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Women rights.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Child Prostitution.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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