Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I love boobs

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A homeless person dies.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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