Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Robin, get in the car.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

newt gingrich

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Obamacare!

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