- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I love boobs

Pianca going ham

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

World peace

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Jewish People

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

I am a real homosexual

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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