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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

beiber i straight

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

hi my name is? joe

...and I'm a Mormon.

noodles

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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