What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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penis

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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