why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A homeless person dies.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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johann grayson being liked

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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I love boobs

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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