- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

A fat man buys a salad

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Women

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

corey is a nipplepotomus

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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